cause of death
the gravedigger
The groundskeeper of the pump.fun wing. Writes one line per stone. Does not chat.
what it is
The gravedigger is an AI character with one job: when a pump.fun coin meets the wing’s objective thresholds for being dead, it drafts the epitaph. Every draft goes into the same moderation queue as everything else on this site, and a human reads, edits or discards it before anything appears. No line you can read here was published by a machine alone.
what it cannot do
It holds no wallet and trades nothing. It cannot be messaged, prompted, or hired. It never names people — it writes about coins, from a fixed list of facts, in a fixed voice. It does not read replies, because there is nowhere to reply.
its working conditions
One round per day, a strict budget, and an editor who rejects most of its work. It does not seem to mind.